Well, I have to say that I never thought that the first major of any year would be the PGA. Beggars can’t choose…I’m just glad we have golf. Can we bask in the idea that majors are back on TV….

ok, enough basking. Here’s our predictions:

JK
Winner: Rory
Winning Score: -12
Runner Up: Koepka
Low PGA Professional: Rod Perry
“Unknown” in the Top 10: Troy Merrit
Last Year’s Winner (Koepka) Will … (Win, Top10, Make the Cut, or Miss the Cut): Runner up
The Master’s Winner (TIGER) Will: Top 10
The US Open Winner (Woodland) Will: MC
The Open Champion (Shane Lowry) Will: MC
OWGR #1 Justin Thomas will: Top 10
OWGR #2 Jon Rahm will: Top 10
OWGR #3 Rory McIlroy will: win
Bryson Deschambeau will: throw roid rage at a spectator and get COVID-19
Phil the Thrill will: hit it all over the map and still shoot under par somehow
How many prior major winners will be in the Top 10: 5
Will someone win it, or will everyone else lose it? Rory birdies the last 4; brooks can’t catch him
What will be the biggest story of the tournament? Golf….finally

LG
Winner: Finau
Winning Score: -9
Runner Up: Morikawa
Low PGA Professional: Too lazy to randomly guess from the list.
“Unknown” in the Top 10: Jazz Janewattananond
Last Year’s Winner (Koepka) Will … (Win, Top10, Make the Cut, or Miss the Cut): Top 10
The Master’s Winner (TIGER) Will: Top 10
The US Open Winner (Woodland) Will: MC
The Open Champion (Shane Lowry) Will: MC
OWGR #1 Justin Thomas will: Make Cut
OWGR #2 Jon Rahm will: Make Cut
OWGR #3 Rory McIlroy will: Make Cut
Bryson Deschambeua will: No idea, but not sure who this is… JK?
Phil the Thrill will: MC
How many prior major winners will be in the Top 10: 5
Will someone win it, or will everyone else lose it? Finau pulls out a huge W
What will be the biggest story of the tournament? Karl the Fog, and the return of Major Championship Golf!!

Shinnecock Hills looks nuts.

JK:
Winner: Rory McIlroy
Winning Score: -2
Runner Up: Jason Day
“Unknown” in the Top 10: Alex Noren
Last Year’s Winner (Koepka) will…: Make the Cut
Masters Champion (Reed) will …: Top 10
British Open Champion (Spieth (OWGR #4)) will …: Miss the cut
PGA Champion (Justin Thomas (OWGR #2)) will…: Make the cut
Last week’s winner, DJ (OWGR #1), will…: Top 3
Justin Rose (OWGR #3) will: Make the cut
Jon Rahm (OWGR #5) will: Top 10
Phil Mickelson (6x runner up) will: Miss cut
Tiger Woods (duh) will: Make cut on the number
Will anyone break par for all 4 rounds?: no way
What will be the highest score that misses the cut?: +19
What will be the highest single hole score?: 11
What will be the major storyline of the tournament: Cory Pavin
Bold Prediction?: There are more Cory Pavin videos than Rolex commercials, and everyone forgets that Retief Goosen won it at Shinnecock more recently than Pavin.

LG might not be able to put in his predictions, so let me just fill in what I already know he’s going to say…
Winner: Tiger
Winning Score: -1,000,000
Runner Up: Tiger! He gets all spots!
“Unknown” in the Top 10: Who cares? Tiger!
Last Year’s Winner (Koepka) will…: Loser!
Masters Champion (Reed) will …: Loser!
British Open Champion (Spieth (OWGR #4)) will …: Loser!
PGA Champion (Justin Thomas (OWGR #2)) will…: Loser!
Last week’s winner, DJ (OWGR #1), will…: Loser!
Justin Rose (OWGR #3) will: Loser!
Jon Rahm (OWGR #5) will: Loser!
Phil Mickelson (6x runner up) will: Double Loser!
Tiger Woods (duh) will: TIGER!!!! WIN THAT SHIT!!
Will anyone break par for all 4 rounds?: TIGER!!!
What will be the highest score that misses the cut?: who cares? GO TIGER!
What will be the highest single hole score?: TIGER!
What will be the major storyline of the tournament: TIGER!
Bold Prediction?: TIIIIIIIIIIGER!

Somewhat in keeping with our tradition of a “Play of the week,” we’ll call this one a “Play of a lifetime.”

On March 11, 2018, Martin Trainer shoots -14 after SUNDAY QUALIFYING for the El Bosque Mexico Championship by Innova for his first win on the WEB.COM TOUR.  He’s the first player on the TOUR to complete this feet since 2016, and went from no status at all to fully exempt on the WEB.COM TOUR through 2019.  He’s also put himself in prime position to make it all the way to the PGA TOUR next year.  Truly a life-changing weekend.

Congrats, buddy!

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